New Years Eve

New Year’s Eve Singles: Why is your Ring-Finger empty?

by nyedash on Dec.08, 2009, under Uncategorized

singles-new-years-eveContrary to the befuddled prevalent credence, the shrewd profuse and unadulterated overage of the pick-up line gamut will not be warranted during this New York New Years Eve festivities and from now on for that matter.  It’s going to be 2010! Instead, gentlemen; attend a well-populated event, keep your mouth shut, the drinks coming and everything else will fall in place like a set of dominoes in a preschool.

The nice guy doesn’t always finish last, in this day and age, the creep does. So this year, the approach for you empty-ring-fingered chaps to cajole that archetype of the other gender which u have so lucidly generated in your imagination is to converge your impulse for her into your knack for having fun and celebrating, ultimately this marks the end and the beginning of so much and enjoying it will only facilitate the core of your social motivation.

Focus on fun, and FUN, you will have. Staying pre-occupied all night with a vision that you have prematurely engraved in your brain as something that must happen is the loyal route to a surplus of wholesome disappointment and failure.

DO’s:
-Wear a collared shirt and a smile
-Drink Champagne (out of a flute glass, not the bottle)
-Keep your shoes tied
-Share
-Find a nice party on New Years NYC

DON’T’s:
-Miss your mouth at dinner time
-Wear too much cologne or exhibit chest hair
-Start drinking alcohol before 5:30pm
-Say “Give me”


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